she was told to find X? X wey una don dey find since

Cheki mwanafunzi alivyojibu swali la kutafuta "X"

Lol! can you blame him?…Ben Fletch, a farmer from Kent, UK, grew the potato himself but was stunned when he pulled it from the ground last week and found it displaying a raunchy shape, bearing a resemblance to someone with a curvy behind bending over, and it’s messing with Fletch’s mind.

He said: “It was hilarious. Obviously it looks like a lady bending over. It did make me chuckle. I showed my family and they loved it – we were all laughing for quite a while. We threw it away though as we didn’t want to have to cook it.”.

She posted the photo with the caption…HBD NBG

MAPENZI ya mjini utata mtupu! Ni kauli inayostahili kutumika baada ya mwanamitindo maarufu Bongo, Hamisa Hassan Mobeto kumwaga chozi akidai kuporwa bwana’ke aliyekuwa akimpa jeuri mjini (jina tunalo) huku zigo la lawama likimwangukia staa wa sinema za Kibongo, Elizabeth Michael ‘Lulu’.

CHANZO KINASEMAJE?

Habari kutoka kwa chanzo makini zilieleza kwamba, kwa sasa kuna bifu jipya linalotokota mjini likihusisha sakata la Lulu kumpiku Mobeto kwa bwana’ke aliyekuwa akimgharamia kiasi cha kuwa mwanaume pekee aliyemwamini hadi kufikia hatua ya kumzalia mtoto.

Ilidaiwa kwamba, jambo hilo Lulu hakulithamini na kuamua kumpiku huku akimuacha akiishia kulalama kila kukicha.

“Najua hamuujui mchongo huu. Sasa ngoja niwapashe habari kwa kina. Nimeamini Lulu kweli ni jasiri, maana kwa alichomfanyia Mobeto Mungu ndiye anajua.

PEDESHEE MPYA WA LULU?

“Huwezi kuamini yule bwana wa Mobeto Lulu kaamua kujiweka kwake, inaweza kuwa ngumu watu kukubali lakini ndiyo ukweli wenyewe.

“Unaambiwa mtiti wa Mobeto na Lulu ulianza kama mwezi mmoja uliopita. Walianza kwa kuandikana kwa mafumbo kama waimba taarab kwenye mitandao ya kijamii.

MAFUMBO INSTAGRAM

“Nimekutana na rafiki wa Mobeto ndiye kanipa mkanda wote kuwa Lulu kampiku Mobeto kwa bwana’ke ndiyo maana mafumbo hayaishi Instagram.

MOBETO HATAKI KUMSIKIA LULU

“Kwa sasa Mobeto hataki kusikia habari za Lulu na ukimuuliza anasema Mungu atamlipia kwani anamshukuru kumtoa huko kwani alipo sasa ana amani tele,” kilidai chanzo hicho.

MOBETO AFUNGUKA MAZITO

Kwa upande wake, Mobeto alipoulizwa juu ya sakata hilo alisema kuwa kwa sasa ana mambo yake mengine hivyo habari za Lulu ingekuwa vizuri akaulizwa yeye na huyo bwana’ke.

Mobeto alisema kuwa kwa sasa anachoweza kuzungumzia ni juu ya maisha ya mama yake mzazi na mtoto wake kwani hao ndiyo faraja pekee iliyobaki kwake.

Alisema kuwa, hapendi kuzungumzia mambo yaliyopita kwani kila jaribu lina mlango wake wa kutokea hivyo yawezekana yote Mungu aliyapanga akiwa na sababu za msingi.

“Mambo hayo mimi sitaki hata kuyazungumzia kwa sasa, nafikiri ingekuwa vyema ukamuuliza Lulu na ….(anamtaja huyo mwanaume) kwani wao ndiyo wanaweza kukupa ukweli na kukusimulia kiunagaubaga.

MOBETO AMWACHIA MUNGU

“Katika maisha yangu, kwa sasa namwangalia mtoto na mama yangu, hao wakikosa furaha hata mimi siwezi kuwa na amani kwenye maisha yangu, kwani mambo mengine yakishapita hakuna sababu ya kuyaendeleza zaidi namshukuru Mungu.

“Kwa sasa nina michongo yangu mipya na siko tayari tena kuzungumzia habari nje ya familia yangu.

“Ninachoweza kukuambia ni kwamba maisha yana kila staili ya kuishi hivyo sifikirii tena kuingia kwenye mitandao ya kijamii kuzungumzia habari za mtu kwani hata hao wanaonizungumzia sina muda wa kuanza kusoma comments (maoni) zao wala kuwajibu.

“Kwa kifupi sijawahi hata kuona mambo yanayozungumzwa kuhusu mimi kwenye mitandao maana huwa sisomi tena kwani kila mtu ana namna ya maisha aliyochagua.

“Hata huyo Lulu na timu zake mimi sina muda wa kusoma mambo yao kwani Mungu ndiye tegemeo langu,” alisema Mobeto.

LULU ARUKA MITA MIA

Alipotafutwa Lulu na kupewa taarifa za uporaji wa bwana wa mtu, aliruka mita mia moja kwa kusema kuwa habari hiyo ni mpya kwake na hajawahi kusikia lolote ila ndiyo anaambiwa kwa sasa hivyo kama kuna mtu ana picha zake na huyo bwana wa Mobeto, basi ndiyo anapata taarifa.

“Madai haya kwangu ni mapya na siyajui ndiyo mnaniambia kwa mara ya kwanza, sioni sababu ya kulizungumzia,” alisema Lulu.

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KUONA PICHA ZAKE ZA UCHI BOFYA HAPA

VIDEO: Wanawake wanaojiuza "Malaya" Nairobi, wabaka na kuibia wanaume pembezoni mwa barabara

Wanawake wanaojiuza inaonyesha wamekuwa wakipata pesa kutoka kwa wanaume kwa mbinu kali.

Kama livyoonyeshwa na K24, wamekuwa wakiwashurutisha wanaume ili wakubali ofa ya sex.

Katika video, inaonyesha wakiwaofa penzi wanaume ambao walikataa hiyo ofa na kujifanyia kitendo cha kujamiana huku wakiwaibia pesa.

jionee hapa video:

Popular Nollywood actress Chinyere Wilfred within the film “Prisoner of Love” seductive sex appeal and goes totally nude for co-actor Yul Edochie.

 

In Prisoner of Love, Chinyere Wilfred lured Yul Edochie into her master bedroom to help you her lotion her back when she seized the chance to try to seduce him.

Actress Chinyere Wilfred nude scene in In Prisoner Of Love Movie

The movie is around the way a dedicated husband spent every single cent he got to pay for his crippled wife’s medical facility expenses right after a horrifying car crash. It is actually revealed once the landlord converts up at their entrance, despite the fact that not wanting to stress his spouse he hides from her their financial reputation.

Actress Chinyere Wilfred goes naked in movie

Prisoner of Love casts top Nollywood stars Mercy Johnson, Yul Edochie, Oma Nnadi, Dave Ogbeni and Chinyere Wilfred, and others.

Here is video of “Prisoner of Love” movie nude scene after cut:

Eyeball tattooing is reportedly gaining traction in Australia, despite medical professionals warning it can cause blindness and cancer. At least 20 Australians have permanently inked their sclera – the white area around the iris – in the practice founded by American body modification specialist, Luna Cobra. 

Despite optometrists cautioning the dangers of the practice, people are increasingly undergoing the sclera inking in a bid to stand out. 

‘I think it’s just becoming a trend among people that just want to be super-extreme. But the worry is that they are just getting anyone to do it — or doing it themselves,’ Luna Cobra told News Corp. 

His practice, which was inspired from a friend photoshopping his eyes in an image, involves injecting ink directly into the eyeball, which spreads and colors the white of the eye.

The tension between governor Oshiomole and the Igbinedions took another turn today after some old women took to the streets to protest what they call Oshiomole’s unbridled utterances against the Igbinedions after he described Lucky Igbinedion’s alleged unlawful withdrawal of $31 million from the government coffers as clear abuse of power.

Oshiomhole also said that the Igbinedion family had thrown caution to the winds, using every available means to wage war against him because he recovered over 200,000 hectares of land illegally acquired by Chief Gabriel Igbinedion during the tenure of his son, Lucky, as governor.

UNICEF shared this touching photo yesterday November 17 to mark World Prematurity Day…

Meet the female pastor that is the talk of town, Pastor Natasha has managed to gather a huge following with her gracious looks and charming personality that has made everyone want to seek her services. Recently Nairobi senator Mike Sonko invited her to his office to hear her word. 

Before curvaceous city pastor, Lucy Natasha, came to the limelight, flashy pastor Kathy Kiuna of Jubilee Christian Centre (JCC), thought that she is the hottest female pastor in town. 

But Kenyan men have now made Natasha the latest talk of town and those still doubting she is the hottest female pastor in Kenya, just check out the photos below.

PICHA ZAO ZINGINE

 

KUONA PICHA ZINGINE WAKIWA UCHI BOFYA HAPA

Mwalimu Mandurah afanyiwa utafiti na ofisi ya elimu baada ya picha tata zake za uchi kusambazwa.

Mwalimu wa chuo cha John Tonkin aliwapatia wananfunzi kifaa cha USB pen-drive kwa matumizi yao lakini aliwatahadharisha wanafunzi wasibofye picha zilizomo.

Mwanafunzi aligundua baada ya kuangalia picha hizo na kujadiliana na wenzake, ambao waliendelea kusambaziana na hatimaye kufikia mitandao ya kijamii.

Picha zilinonyesha, mwelekezaji alijionyesha kwa mpenzi wake.

 

Hatimaye picha zilifikia idara ya elimu.

Chuo kiliwahoji wanafunzi waliojihusisha kwa kutumia kamati ya ndani ili kufanya uchunguzi.

Mwakilishi wa idara alisema kuwa mwalimu alifukuzwa.

Kenyan born Nollywood star and Oscar winner flashed her underwear as she got down from a car in New York yesterday and paparazzi to captured it!

What has the world become? This shocking story has generated hundreds of comments on Olumofin’s Instagram timeline.

Adejoro Olumofin is a psychologist turned businessman is famous on the social media for giving counseling issues on various relationship/marital issues via his Instagram timeline “joroolumofin”.

In one of the most shocking emails he received from a lady, Olumofin says “I was speechless when I got this.. Does this really happen?” Below is the email as sent by the lady to Olumofin;

Here is a horrifying narrative away from Chicago, in which at least two police officers are under analysis for sex trafficking of any 14-yr-old girl. The local Fox media station is talking about it as a a “sex scandal,” having said that i consider depraved and egregious mistreatment of energy is most likely an improved descriptor. The officers were actually actually below inspection for having little one porn. An Inside Issues analysis has given that discovered proof that they were promoting a 14-yr-old girl and most likely other teenagers for commercial sexual activity.

This narrative is available just a couple times after the FBI released the “recovery” of “149 little one gender trafficking affected individuals” throughout the country. (Much more about that effort, called “Operation Cross Region,” in this article.) By children, the FBI implies teenagers, and through sexual activity trafficking sufferers, they suggest any teenager selling sexual activity, regardless if pressure or coercion are participating. As increasing numbers of multimedia studies of these so-named rescues are introduced, the inhumanity and futility of this kind of “conserving” adolescents in the sexual intercourse business gets obvious.

Take this account out from Michigan, the location where the FBI heralded the takedown of 12 claimed pimps as well as the recovery of 19 children engaged in prostitution. Soon after identifying “escort” commercials featuring teenagers, Michigan Condition Police and FBI substances swarmed houses and accommodation spaces en masse and raided all of them with weaponry drawn. Young adults they found were given two choices: reunite with their mother and father or guardians, or acquire no assist in any way-nevermind that some of these ladies likely had good reason for running from foster homes or mother and father to start with.

FBI Supervisory Unique Representative Michael Glennon, who led the Detroit sting, told the Free Press that several of the “19 kids rescued” this week already have returned on the sexual activity buy and sell. But a minimum of anyone have got to include them to press releases regarding how many patients have been rescued initially, appropriate?

And this is what a lot of well-meaning folks do not seem to fully grasp: the hard-on-crime procedure for gender-trafficking is about arresting several people as is possible and wresting as much possessions as is possible from them, not legitimately supporting sexual intercourse trafficking affected individuals (legitimately assisting individuals indicates paying attention to whatever they actually need, not damaging them arrest when they do not testify towards other people or delivering these to church-operate “prostitution diversion” camps or providing them bags filled up with stockings and toiletries and phoning it a day.) Just look at the vocabulary employed by Marinus Google analytics, a firm receiving a great deal of consideration for using huge information examination to aid in human trafficking investigations. Within its intro, Marinus promises to help cops and prosecutors “concentrate your awareness of substantial worth legal targets” and “track the highest benefit criminal goals in less time.”

The assets that could be seized will be the winning prize, the young adults offering sexual intercourse are merely practical include. And sometimes even worse, as with regards to the 2 Chi town officials. But while the age of the sufferer makes these agents’ activities be noticeable, stories of law enforcement officials paying, pimping, and sexually assaulting sex staff are faraway from unusual. In past times couple of months by itself, we could pinpoint myriad illustrations from across America.

Mwanaume mmoja ambaye jina lake halikuweza kupatikana mara moja aliyedaiwa kuwa ni mume wa mtu, hivi karibuni alifanya mambo ya aibu ikiwemo kuvua nguo na kukata mauno mbele za wasichana.

Tukio hilo lilijiri ndani ya Ukumbi wa Highway Night Park uliopo Ukonga jijini Dar wakati Bendi ya Mashujaa Musica ilipokuwa ikiporomosha burudani. Awali, mwanaume huyo ambaye ilidaiwa siku nyingine katika kiwanja hicho akiwa na ‘my wife’ wake alianza kupandwa na midadi kufuatia muziki uliokuwa ukipigwa, ikafika wakati akaamua kulivamia jukwaa na kuanza kuvua tisheti.

Baada ya kufanya hivyo, alipiga magoti staili ya mugongomugongo na kuanza kukatika, jambo lililowafanya baadhi ya watu waliokuwa eneo hilo waanze kumjadili.“Hii ni aibu, mtu mzima na akili zako huwezi kucheza staili zile tena mbele ya wasichana! Hivi ndugu zake au watoto wakiona picha zake itakuwa aibu ya aina gani?” alihoji mdau mmoja aliyekuwa ukumbini hapo.

Mwimbaji wa kinaijeria wa miondoko ya Soul Diva, Waje yuko tayari kukubali kufanya upasuaji (cosmetic surgery) kwenye matiti yake (boobs).

Soul Diva Nigerian busty Singer Waje is ready to accept the thought of having cosmetic surgery in her boobs, although not the one you have in mind. The artist recently stated that instead of breast enhancement surgery, she would want to have breast lessening surgical procedure.

She manufactured the revelation on this week’s episode of MTV Base Term About The Street with VJ Stephanie whilst replying to a subject from Youtube consumer @kazzang, “Would you ever consider aesthetic surgery? ”

Clarifying why she would like to have chest decrease as in opposition to growth, she jokingly remarked to a amused Stephanie,“As me and you also are being seated in this article, never you enjoy they are finding the face? Are you wanting me to protect the display screen? ”

Throughout the demonstrate, Waje also resolved questions about her romantic relationship status and no matter if she was actually nude inside the movie of her track “I Wish”.

Mwalimu mjamaika afukuzwa kazi na kukamatwa kwa kosa la kuwarushusu wanafunzi wafanye ngono darasani.

Mzazi au mlezi alikuta meseji za mvulana wa miaka 4 za mwalimu wa hisabati Qinton Wright.

  

“I was in a condition of disbelief when I read all these messages,” baba au mama aliyekataa jina lake lisifahamike, alishauri Karat Reggae (18). “Basically, he’s permitting students to possess sex within a safe-keeping place within his class.”

Kwa mujibu wa mama, alielezea kuwa kijana wake atakuwa anafanya vitendo vya kingono darasani kuanzia 1, kwa meseji: 30 mpaka 2: unusu. Katika meseji iliyoandikwa kwa mwanafunzi wa kiume mwalimu aliuliza kama alimhoji mwanafunzi wa kike nini kingetokea na kama alitambua mtu.  Katika meseji ya ziada ilionyesha mwalimu hana kondomu za kuwapataia.

 “It’s very disheartening and sickening due to the fact we have confidence in administrators and teachers whenever we decrease our little ones away from in class,” mama alieleza.

Mama alimchukua kijana wake wa miaka 8 hadi shuleni Ijumaa na kuiarifu taasisi. Taasisi ya DeKalb ilichukua hatua ya kumtoa mwalimu darasani. Baadae mwalimu Wright alikamatwa kwa makosa aliyoyafanya kwa yule mwanafunzi.

 

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